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The Dark Guardian • Jimmy Olsen/The Daily Planet
By Clark Kent
GOTHAM CITY — Crisis has once again been averted by the last-minute efforts of our city's mysterious guardian. In a dramatic turn of events yesterday evening, chaos was prevented when the shadowy figure appeared just in time to save countless citizens from disaster.
"It was like watching a shadow come to life," reported one witness at the scene. "One moment there was panic, and the next, everything was under control. We're lucky to have such a protector watching over our city."
City officials have praised the timely intervention, though questions remain about the identity of our mysterious savior. Commissioner Gordon declined to comment on speculation about potential connections to recent events.